Novels By Grumpy Crab

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Lin Yao has lived for more than twenty years and has never liked anyone. However, when she finally has someone she likes, the person turns out to be so cold and sharp-tongued, and he doesn’t seem to be fond of her. “What if someone you like doesn’t like you back?” a friend asked. “I am chasing that person.” Lin Yao said confidently. This story has a bloody name, “Chasing the God of Men Every Day”, which is a mudslide of a hipster. This is a hilarious and funny story of a gangster woman who chases a man.

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After retiring from the military, Qin Ge was diagnosed with PTSD. Despite being able to recover with the help of psychotherapy, he was still a little more aggressive than ordinary people. “Didn’t you mention a marriage of convenience? I’ll go with her then.” Qin Ge pointed casually. “I’m just a bystander,” Wu Tong said innocently. “Though your husband has gone through treatment, there are still some lingering aftereffects, such as impulsiveness, aggression, and a strong desire for control. In other words,” the psychiatrist concluded, “you need to pamper him. Every day.” “Understood!” Wu Tong promised while feeling as if her soul had left her body.

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Mu Xiaoya lived for twenty-six years before she knew that she had a sudden genetic disease. There was no medicine for it, and there was only death waiting for her. Before she died, many people came to see her, but she was most impressed by Bai Chuan. Bai Chuan was her neighbor, an autistic child with scholar’s syndrome. At that time, his face full of scars was desperate: “I – I studied all your medical records, but I have no way to save you.” Mu Xiaoya was stunned: “You are a doctor?” Bai Chuan: “I am not… …” Mu Xiaoya’s disease was a genetic disease. Unless the gene was changed, there was no possibility of cure. However, Bai Chuan was the only person who tried to cure her after she fell ill. Mu Xiaoya: “Why are you going to cure me?” Bai Chuan: “I want to marry you.” Mu Xiaoya laughed: “If you marry me, you will soon become a widower.” Bai Chuan insisted: “I – I want to marry you.” Bai Chuan, who has cognitive impairments, can’t express his meaning very well, and can only repeat it over and over again. Later, Mu Xiaoya still died. When she woke up, she returned to the summer of her college graduation. Bai Chuan: “I… I want to marry you.” Mu Xiaoya: “Good.” The starlight in the eyes of Bai Chuan was the most beautiful scenery that Mu Xiaoya had ever seen in her life.

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“Then why don’t I marry you!” Yu Dong suddenly proposed. “You…” Xia Feng thought he had misheard. “You see, you’re looking for someone to marry to ease your mother’s heart, I also want to get married, we’re right in front of the doors to the Civil Affairs Bureau, and with all our papers too!” Yu Dong exclaimed while holding up her red household book. “And the most important thing is that we just broke up with our exes. This is fate, ah!” Right up until they left the Civil Affairs Bureau again, holding a newly registered red book, Xia Feng remained dazed still wondering, how did he end up getting married? Did he just pick up a wife at the doors to the Civil Affairs Bureau? What Xia Feng doesn’t know is that Yu Dong traveled back in time from 10 years in the future. Now, having a second chance in life and able to secure a good husband, Yu Dong will live her life at full throttle and without regrets.

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Little Red Riding Hood is ill and has only one more month to live, so she decides to live in a hospice. The attitude of the staff here is very unsatisfactory. “What kind of service attitude do you have here?” Little Red Riding Hood was angry. “You’re a dying person, do you still need to care about our attitude?” The Dean. “What happened to serving the dying people? I spent the money, and I demand the best service from you.” Little Red Riding Hood was angry. “You’re a dying person, do you still need to care about the serving?” The Dean. “Can you stop repeating about me dying here and there? Believe it or not, I will complain about you.” Little Red Riding Hood was furious. “You are a dying person with such a narrow mind.” The Dean. Little Red Riding Hood cried in anger~~~~ “Congratulations, you have been accepted into our company.” The Dean Underworld Group’s The Honoring Life branch welcomes you. What Fortune 500, our headquarters is the underworld… – The heroine is sick, she is dying, and is admitted to a hospice. The dean of the hospice handed the heroine a contract and said, “Come on, sign this and this man is yours.” The heroine signed it. Anyway, I’m dying, so I don’t care about doing anything. The male protagonist is also sick, and due to the sickness always wants to commit suicide. Male protagonist: Why every time I commit suicide, there is always a woman to seduce me.

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Xu Youyou rebirthed to when she was 16 years old and chose a path different from her previous life and met Qiao Mu ten years earlier. The youth who had braved the wind and snow protecting her till death — and who had confessed to her. And she realized, the Qiao Mu ten years earlier and the Qiao Mu she knew were completely different people. He didn’t have his smile that could radiate sunlight, he didn’t have his courage that could penetrate snowstorms, and he certainly didn’t have his perfect eight pack. He was like a short mushroom, quietly growing in the corner’s shadow. Xu Youyou: If you dare be like this when you confess to me, you are so dead. Qiao Mu was a teenage Weiqi genius, he loved Weiqi, but because of his shadow of youth was unable to enter the competition arena. And because of the fear, he was unable to become a professional player and could only return to a typical school life. Until he met Xu Youyou. A widely known reckless and fearless girl, who was the complete opposite of him. She was good at everything, except things relating to love. Clearly he wasn’t her type, yet she always provoked him. But the biggest joke was himself, he clearly knew everything, yet could not help but fall into the hands of the enemy.

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Wu Miaomiao was the last in line of the Witch Clan. When she was 2 years old, her master found her a fiancé. When she was 18 years old, she felt that it was time to meet with this fiancé. And so, she carried her school bag and took the train into the city. “My dearest husband, come follow me back to the mountains.” Ji Lang was amused. Amongst the ghosts he had met, this was the first time he met one who came to groomnap. “In that case, shouldn’t we first have our nuptial night?” said Ji Lang. Wu Miaomiao tilted her head. She felt it was logical and headed home with her husband. Ji Lang was the reincarnation of Ephialtes. It was said that if he was to be fully awakened, he would possess the powers to drown the entire human population in their nightmares. He could enter into anybody’s dreams, probe into their dreamscapes and pry into their deepest secrets. Because of this ability, for these 20 years, Ji Lang could not have a good night’s sleep. He was forced to sink into all sorts of nightmares till the day he met the girl from the Witch Clan. On the first day he met her, he slept on her bed. Ji Lang: “You said that you are my wife? (I finally can have a proper sleep (#^.^#))” The people from the metaphysical world feared the power of Ephialtes. They were constantly wary of him fully awakening his powers and destroying the world afterwards. They planted spies near him to put an end to him upon signs of his awakening. Wu Miaomiao: “I heard that you people want to bully my dearest husband, I will curse you all oh~~~” Ji Lang: (#^.^#) Big shots from the metaphysical world: “When are the two of you going to divorce?” Ji Lang: “Do you want to die?” Note: Ephialtes – A nightmare/demon who causes nightmares

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There has been a lot of news in the capital city lately. Newspaper 1: We heard that the abducted daughter of Mayor Chen’s family was finally found, it’s rumored that she was sold to the deep remote mountain area and had suffered a lot. Newspaper 2: We heard that the daughter of Mayor Chen’s family is a fool, she claims that she can see ghosts everyday. Newspaper 3: We heard that the daughter of Mayor Chen’s family forcibly kissed Minister Lou’s family third son. (Everyone with frightened faces: She dares to provoke Lou Ming?!) Chen Yu pushed Lou Ming onto the sofa and kissed him for a while.
Chen Yu asked: “Do you feel better?”
Lou Ming narrowed his eyes: “Girl, don’t tempt me.”
Chen Yu was stunned — I’m just saving people.
The little fairy who can catch ghosts VS the gentle two-faced sickly Uncle

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Before getting married, Shen Xi knew that her fiancee had a girl he was secretly in love with for years.
After the divorce, she found out that the girl was her. Before getting married, Shen Xi knew that there was going to be no love in her marriage.
After the divorce, she found that her ex-husband had married for love. Before their marriage, her husband had a lot of money.
After the divorce, her ex-husband went bankrupt paying for the huge alimony. Then, Shen Xi was reborn to the day of their marriage.
Shen Xi would just like to ask, would it kill you to say ‘I like you’??